Get Through The Dark Times With A Black Analog Watch

We all have those moments of darkness—that feeling of disappointment which submerges us when we get into an Uber and our driver is boring; or of anger when the pizza guy delivers food, and we have to wipe the snow off the box. It’s called a first world problem, and we’re all guilty of it. But did you know a simple watch can help keep you on your toes?

Read on as we list a few of the most relatable first world problems, and how a black analog watch can help you get over them quicker.

You’ll wish you had a black analog watch when…

You want to change the channel but you can’t reach the remote. Well, you could get up and cross the room—but then you’d have to shift the mountain of popcorn piled on your chest after 5 hours of binge-watching Law & Order. You wouldn’t have wasted so much of your precious time if you had realized how many hours had flown by, which you would have if you had a black analog watch.

You’ll wish you had a black analog watch when…

You’re late to a date at a fancy restaurant because it took you an entire hour to decide which new dress to wear from your overflowing closet. And then you couldn’t find your keys because there are so many designer bags you could have left them in. And then you couldn’t possibly get into the car before your seats were sufficiently warmed up. Make sure you know exactly how much time is going by with a black analog watch.

You’ll wish you had a black analog watch when…

Your dinner is cold because it took you too long to decide which Netflix show to watch—and God forbid you start eating without having the perfect dinner entertainment all set up and perfectly coordinated with your food. With a black analog watch you’ll be able to keep an eye on how long it’s taking your microwave meal to heat up.

We complain about things we should be grateful for in the first place, things that are really not a big deal but may seem like the most insurmountable problem in the world at the time. Sometimes all we need is a little perspective. Let a black analog watch help you see the light through the dark times of overwhelming first world problems.

Complaining about not knowing the time is a first world problem itself.