Defy Stereotypes With A Dandy Fanny Pack

With its reigning title as the “tackiest accessory,” the fanny pack has endured a bad rep from its conception in the 80s all the way to the present. But it’s time to stop the bullying and give the notorious accessory a second chance to do good in your armoire of fancy duds. If memories of tragic 90s fashions and badly-dressed tourists spring to mind, take a peek at the revamped versions of fannies ready to grace your hips.

Combat the social stigma attached to the fanny pack and learn to appreciate its equally practical and stylish features.

The Tacky Tourist

In the past, donning a fanny pack as a globetrotter was the equivalent of tattooing “Tourist” on your forehead to alert all pickpockets. Banish the stereotype with a printed, structured update that won’t be a dead giveaway of your status, but of your killer style. Opt for a calf leather zebra-print version or a buttery, leather map print belt pouch that not only leaves you hands-free for photographing and shopping, but also illustrates your love of travel.

Wear it with: Explore foreign lands in roomy culottes and swap the heinous socks and sandals combo for sleek slip-ons.

The Cringe Worthy Cyclist

The days of neon fanny packs adorned over vibrant spandex are over, thanks in part to the new array of neutral belt pouches that don’t add bulk – and embarrassment – to your routine. Whether biking is a hobby or a competitive sport for you, there’s a fanny featuring multiple compartments, secured zippers and an adjustable waist buckle to ensure the accessory stays with you for the ride.

Wear it with: Lace up in canvas sneakers, denim shorts and a lightweight tank for an ensemble that lets you get on-the-go.

The Puzzling Parent

Whether it’s a dad leading a family camping trip or a mom ushering her pack through Disneyland, the bond between parents and fanny packs is unlike any other. Stow away any memories of fabric, padded belt pouches and gift mom or dad a leather belt pouch that reflects their newfound sophisticated tastes.

Wear it with: A preppy uniform comprised of leather loafers, khakis and a colorful polo.

With an upgraded fanny pack, you’ll realize that hands-free is the way to be. So let the haters hate and fasten on your fanny with pride.

Give a chance to the ultimate comeback kid of fashion – the fanny pack.