Embrace The Abyss In A Black Infinity Scarf

There’s nothing like contemplating black holes, infinity and the futility of language to make you feel like everything is meaningless. And when you’re undergoing an existential crisis, there’s no better fashion-forward antidote than slipping into a cozy garment that offers physical comfort while echoing your questions in its very name: a black infinity scarf.

Whether you’ve just started dipping your toes into nihilism or are basically a walking existential crisis, there’s a black infinity scarf perfect for you.

Beginner: High Schooler Reading Kafka

You picked up The Metamorphosis at a used bookstore because you heard your mother dismissing it as an “utterly depressing waste of time,” and now you find yourself questioning the lifestyles on which your entire society is based. Give off a brooding vibe in leather pants, a hooded jacket, and an infinity scarf as dark as midnight, aka the prime hour for overthinking everything.

Intermediate: Undergrad Taking Philosophy Course

You signed up for Philosophy 101 in an attempt to get one more general education requirement out of the way, but the existential nihilists have proven to be such thought-provoking downers (when you can understand them) that you’ve started fixating on them over your other courses. Stay warm even if your heart feels cold in an insulated infinity scarf and an oversized charcoal sweater.

Expert: Ph.D Candidate Studying Nietszche

You’ve read the primary texts, you’ve accepted the meaninglessness of academic achievement, and you’re still doing your best to get on the tenure fast-track with a dissertation on the father of nihilism himself, Nietszche. Show the world that a meaningless universe doesn’t have to be an ill-dressed one by donning a tweed jacket, knit infinity scarf and horn-rimmed spectacles.

Now that you’ve got your existential crisis look under literal wraps in a black infinity scarf, take comfort in one thing—the fact that you’re alive at all means that you haven’t completely given yourself over to hopelessness. 

Make the void part of your signature look with a black infinity scarf.