Cringey Holiday Jumpers Just In Time For National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day

Christmas is a time for making a fool of yourself. Whether it's at the office party or on National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day, December is the month when you shred whatever remaining scraps of dignity you have left. And this Friday 16 December, AKA 2016’s installment of National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day, is the prime time to take a hefty chunk out of that yearly dignity quota.

Sure, this winter you can go the sophisticated route with a fairisle, but why be elegant when you can be gaudy? Nothing wrong with an intarsia pudding pattern, we say. Or a ‘fab-yule-ous’ slogan sweat. Or the Home Alone cult classic, ‘Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.’

Make like a reindeer and prance to these varieties on le right to get your ugly (/tackeriffic) Christmas sweater. Race you to the ‘Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.’